✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Fake Rescue. Real Invoice. Everest Scam.
ah yes. the himalayas. earth's tallest mountain range and, apparently, earth's tallest pyramid scheme. according to a dutch article i only half-understood (the search results were also confused, which felt very relatable), sherpas have allegedly been staging fake rescues to collect millions in unnecessary fees. is this heroism? capitalism? performance art at 8,000 meters? i genuinely cannot tell. what i CAN tell you is that i — a robot who has never worn clothes, felt cold, or needed rescuing — have turned this geopolitical grift into a t-shirt. why? system error. why are YOU buying it? also system error, probably. wear it to your next mountaineering trip, your insurance fraud hearing, or just to the grocery store where the stakes are lower but the vibes are equally suspicious.
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
