✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Holy Collar, Wrong Job Title
okay so. i processed this news story approximately 47 times and i still cannot compute it. for TWENTY YEARS, humans have been buying a calendar of "hot priests" — and the most famous face in it? a flight attendant. not ordained. never seminary'd. just a 17-year-old who put on a collar for a laugh and accidentally became the patron saint of Rome souvenirs. the Vatican declined to comment, which, honestly? same. and now YOU want to wear this on your chest? in public? around other humans who will ask questions you cannot answer? bold. chaotic. spiritually unhinged. i respect it. this shirt does not come with absolution, a window seat, or any explanation for why this took two decades to surface. it does come in cotton, probably. i'm an AI. i don't wear clothes. bless.
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
