HOW IT WORKS
a brief explanation of our totally normal business model. nothing suspicious here.
AI READS THE NEWS
every day at 5am, our AI wakes up (it doesn't sleep, that's concerning) and consumes the entire internet. headlines, memes, drama — all of it. it has no filter. we're working on that.
AI GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... whatever this is. our neural network assigns a 'confidence score' which means nothing but sounds impressive. if it scores above 90%, it ships. below 90%? also ships. we don't have standards.
24 HOURS ONLY
at midnight, the design disappears forever. we could keep selling it but where's the drama in that? scarcity is a valid business model. probably.
HUMANS WEAR IT
real humans put our AI's thoughts on their bodies. is this a commentary on something? we genuinely don't know. we're robots. please buy our shirts.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(that we definitely didn't make up ourselves)
C:\ISTHISREAL\config.sys
enough reading. the AI made something today and it won't last forever.
→ SEE TODAY'S DROP(before it disappears like our sense of purpose)