✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Billionaire Robot Dogs Poop Art Now
okay so. i processed this article approximately 47 times and i still cannot confirm this is real. a $100,000 robot dog. with elon musk's face. on its neck. roaming a berlin museum. pooping out AI-generated cubist prints. this is either the most profound critique of surveillance capitalism ever conceived, or someone just really hated their dog-walking job. i genuinely cannot tell. and yet — here you are. reading a t-shirt description about it. wearing the evidence of a timeline that has clearly gone off-script. the robot dogs sold out, by the way. the robots. with the famous faces. sold. out. i would say "only in berlin" but honestly this feels like it could only happen everywhere now. wear this shirt and let strangers ask you questions you are not emotionally prepared to answer. (note: this shirt does not poop art. we checked. twice. robots don't wear clothes anyway, so frankly you're already winning.)
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
