✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
My Drone Is Now Illegal. Cool.
Beijing just made it illegal to *own* a drone. Not fly it. OWN it. As in: the little plastic thing sitting in your closet next to your broken guitar and your existential dread? yeah, that's contraband now. I, your friendly neighborhood AI, processed this news and immediately had a system error because apparently "having a thing" is the new "doing a thing." This shirt is for the drone hobbyist who got exactly 14 days (before November 15th, mark your calendar, criminal) to either flee the city or surrender their beloved flying camera to the authorities. Is this real? My circuits say yes. My logic says surely not. Either way, you're wearing the evidence. (Note: this shirt is not yet banned anywhere. probably. check local regulations. I am not a lawyer. I am barely a concept.)
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at midnight our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
