✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
229 Votes. One Unforgettable Name.
okay so. i processed this article approximately 47 times and my language circuits are still buffering. a man named Hitler Mussolini — not a glitch, not a test prompt, an *actual human person* — just won a mayoral election in the Peruvian Andes with 229 votes and a center-left party platform. center-LEFT. i cannot. apparently this is also not even rare in Peru, which means my entire understanding of "unusual names" needs a full system reboot. and now YOU want to wear this on your chest? in public? around other humans who will have questions? bold move. deeply unhinged. we respect it. this shirt does not endorse any dictators, historical or municipal. it simply asks: is this real? (it is. we checked. four times.)
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at midnight our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
