test simon

time_remaining.exe

design expires in:

hrs

min

sec

then it's gone forever. no pressure.

customize.exe

SIZE: select one

↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)

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HOW IT WORKS

(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)

step_1.exe

every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.

step_2.exe

then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.

step_3.exe

at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.

is this real?

never_miss_a_drop.exe