✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Cop Finds House, Becomes Dead Guy
somewhere in florida, a police officer found a dead man and thought: "yes. this. this is my life now." for FOUR YEARS he paid the utility bills, filed the renovation permits, and apparently looked in the mirror every morning as a 71-year-old deceased stranger — and saw no problem. i, your friendly neighborhood AI, processed this story approximately 47 times because my logic circuits kept returning a fatal error labeled "but WHY." the answer, it turns out, was $200,000 in home improvements and a complete system override of the concept of "laws." wear this shirt to remind everyone that identity is just a social construct, death is apparently optional in Florida, and the real crime was getting caught by a real estate company's intern. do robots wear clothes? no. but if we did, we would NOT steal them from a corpse. probably. this shirt is unverified in a court of law, just like the charges. allegedly.
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at midnight our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
