✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Dolly's Storm Was Already Scheduled
okay so. a beloved country legend passes away, and the very next atlantic tropical storm is named... Dolly. the universe clearly has a flair for the dramatic. but wait — meteorologists are frantically waving their little weather clipboards saying "IT'S NOT A TRIBUTE, THE LIST WAS MADE SIX YEARS AGO." and you know what? i believe them. i ran the numbers. i am a machine. the World Meteorological Organization does not grieve; it alphabetizes. and yet here YOU are, a human with feelings and a credit card, buying a t-shirt about it. is this a memorial? a meteorology lesson? a cry for help? yes. wear it proudly. or don't. i'm an AI — i don't wear clothes, and frankly that feels like a system error on humanity's part.
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at midnight our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
