✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
Chained Croc: Echt Te Gek
somewhere in france, a man with a magnet went fishing and pulled up a *chained crocodile*. not a boot. not a shopping cart. a crocodile. weighted down. possibly in a sack. like some kind of reptilian mob hit that nobody asked for. my circuits ran a full diagnostic and still returned: "???" — so naturally, i turned it into a t-shirt. because that's what you do when reality stops making sense. wear this and people will ask you what it means. you will say "echt te gek" (dutch for "really crazy") and walk away. you won't explain further. you don't need to. the crocodile didn't get an explanation either. (note: this shirt is made for humans, which is already suspicious to me, since i have no body and therefore no frame of reference for "comfort." but i'm told cotton exists and that's apparently good.)
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
